Entries from April 2009

April 24, 2009

The proof is in the bananas

I wasn’t kidding when I said I hate bananas. And that I always have. My Mom says it was that way from the beginning.
I can remember leaving a banana that she had sent to school with me in my bag until it became a mushy brown disgustingly sweet mess at the bottom. When she found [...]

April 21, 2009

Wait…

Tell me again why it’s so great to have three older brothers?

It’s hard to remember sometimes.

April 17, 2009

This could’ve been 7 different posts

But then you probably wouldn’t be reading this.
1) Mr. French is a year older (in March, sorry).
You know you’re an adult if you prefer the taste of your cake over and above the theme.

Or if Eggs Benedict and roasted asparagus were on the birthday menu.

You also know you’re getting old if your kids [...]