Seriously now, doesn’t everyone know you’re never supposed to ask?

I was asked by
two different dental hygienists,
who were both women,
in two different offices
on two different days,
while wearing two different outfits
in the same month
while I was not a patient.
The funny thing is, even I don’t think I look pregnant.

Taking the easy road out…

I think I’m going to take a little break from this for awhile.
I seem to always need a break around November for some reason.
Several projects right now are eating up all my creative time and energy.
Hopefully I’ll be able to dive right back in at the end of the month.
See you then.

He makes up words too.

One of J’s favorite people at church is “Kake”.
Apparently, her parents put a ‘t’ in the middle of her name, but there’s no telling J that.
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The boys all like to look up and read about different animals and creatures. J was looking up big cats. He was showing me pictures of them in the book [...]

What’s wrong with this picture?

If you guessed that it looks like a monkey with some school scissors got busy, you’d be right.
He said he had to cut it twice because he didn’t get enough hair the first time.
I asked him what he did with the hair and he said, “I just dropped it.”
I’m still looking for it.
Apparently he was [...]