When boys sort the laundry:
Believe it or not, the laundry actually got done that day. Eventually.
When boys put the dishes away:
I tell people that having three boys at these ages is like herding puppies. They wrestle all the time. For fun. Even with kids they’ve just met.
And I listen to a lot of bad jokes.
-The octopus said “what a lovely day”.
The man said “it’s not a lovely day”.
Why did the man say that? Because it was raining. Get it?
-Felicity asked for a hot dog. Calvin said, “why don’t you ask the dog.”
-Why does the lady keep exploding? Because she keeps drinking TNT.
-What did the light say to the other light? I’m lighter than you.
-The thief says to the mummy, “I’ll shoot your brains out.” Mummy: “Haha. I don’t have any brains.”
-Why did the old women keep shooting to the sky? Because she kept eating firecrackers.
And there’s always more where that came from.