It’s October. It was 88 degrees yesterday. It’s hot.
Someone told Mr. F that it’s supposed to be a “mild winter” this year.
Like the “mild winter” we had in France? Near the Alps! We ruined their ski season!
Oh, wait? Was that the same year they had ice storms in Texas! And a foot of snow in April in Ohio?
It’s us. We can’t cut a break. Ever since we moved to Texas…
But I’ve got an idea.
Have you ever wanted to get away from winter?
Is the sleet and snow getting you down,
but you can’t afford Florida
or the Bahamas?
Get rid of winter without leaving home!
Just bring US to YOUR town!
We’ll bring you that “mild winter” you crave!
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