You’ll have to tell him to take your picture.
After he takes your picture, he’ll tell you to look up.
Then he’ll tell you to smile.
If you smile, then he’ll tell you to look natural.
And then he’ll tell you to “keep talking”.
He’ll say, “hold her up.”
“More to the right.”
And then he’ll ask to see her toes.
And weeks later when you’re looking at the pictures, you will think you need more pictures, which means…
you will have to give a man a camera.