How to get your normally non-indulgent mother to spoil you.

It’s actually easier than it first appears.

First, start eating the popsicle that she offers you.

Then, decide that “Yeah, maybe I don’t like popsicles.”

Then ask for a banana.

When she gets you one, go ahead and take a bite.

I like bananas.

But then when she licks your popsicle, decide that maybe you will try it again afterall.

I do like popsicles, I do.

Just keep repeating until you’re full.

She doesn’t like to waste food, you know.

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