I’m referring, of course, to Miss Felicity.
It took a couple times for me to realize what she was doing.
Or should we say, whom she was imitating.
She would walk into the bathroom, lift up her shirt/dress and stand with her belly pressed to the toilet.
Which is sort of what her brothers do. Except they’re taller.
(Though you couldn’t tell by their aim.)
She’s gonna be devastated when she learns the truth.
She was hungry, so she took matters into her own hands.
I’m like, 16 months old.
I think I can get my own food.
Except when I can’t.
Next thing you’re going to tell me is that girls can’t pee standing up.
There was no one around to watch Felicity, and I needed to take a shower.
She knows how to turn on the water.
She was annoyed by the tape, but she soon accepted it.
After she bit it.
She had one slightly wet boot. But I got a shower.
Roaring success, I’d say.