Where did this kid come from?

I went to tuck J into bed.

“Is this how you want to sleep?” His covers were all untucked and completely askew. I started to straighten them out.

“Yes.” he said. “I want to sleep like a rat.”

“You want to sleep like a rat? How do rats sleep?”

“They sleep with garbage, and their bellies are too full.”

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Filed under Aren't my kids funny?, Boys will be boys

One response to “Where did this kid come from?

  1. a Kansan

    Have you been reading Charlotte’s Web to them? He sounds like Templeton.

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