Have I ever mentioned that Mr. French wears beau-ties?
I didn’t need to mention it, did I? You just knew.
P.S. No, they’re not twins. Second only to, “Are you in the military?”, that is the most common question we get. (We’ve been asked twice if they’re triplets.)
P.p.s. S (the redhead) said he couldn’t smile because he had something in his mouth. Not sure why he couldn’t swallow, but why even ask?