Obviously, after having four children, I now have extensive experience with small children. And thereby keeping small children safe.
I think I could even fancy myself as sort of an expert at childproofing now.
So, I thought I’d throw a few little tips your way. You know, things I’ve learned along the way that aren’t as obvious to average people.
Let’s start in the kitchen. There’s usually dangerous things in there.
Umm, not sure what’s going on here.
Is she going for the knives or the tomatoes?
Oh, phew! For a second there I thought she was going to grab that kn…
Wait, why aren’t you wearing pants? And how did you get a green marker! And more importantly, why would you color your legs with it?!
And you really ought to turn that plastic box upside down. It’ll distribute your weight better.
On second thought…you guys are doing great.
Keep up the good work.