I was thumbing through a catalog and came across an advertisement that said, “No-iron sheets.”
And I thought, Huh.
Here I was under the impression that all my sheets were no-iron.
I mean, I sleep on them. If I spent the time ironing them, I’d want a little more bang for my buck.
This, however, gives me something to say when people inevitably ask, “How do you do it all?”
Now, I’ll say, “Well, for starters, I don’t iron my sheets.”