You guys, I promise this will work.
Step one: pick up the baby.
Step two: step on the scale.
Step three: Now this is the tricky part, step off the scale, put the baby down and then step back on.
Congratulations! You just lost 14 lbs!
(Yes, six weeks=14 lbs. Dude. Who is feeding this kid?)
(Don’t answer that.)
Pat yourself on the back and repeat as necessary.
Don’t have your own baby? Grab your dog or someone’s toddler.
Results may vary. Void where prohibited. Not recommended for use with cats or hamsters.
(The fluff is very deceiving.)