How to lose the baby weight, quickly and easily, every time

You guys, I promise this will work.

Step one: pick up the baby.

Step two: step on the scale.

Step three: Now this is the tricky part, step off the scale, put the baby down and then step back on.

Congratulations! You just lost 14 lbs!

(Yes, six weeks=14 lbs. Dude. Who is feeding this kid?)

(Don’t answer that.)

Pat yourself on the back and repeat as necessary.

Don’t have your own baby? Grab your dog or someone’s toddler.

Results may vary. Void where prohibited. Not recommended for use with cats or hamsters.

(The fluff is very deceiving.)

You don't get these kind of cheeks by sleeping all day. Wait....never mind.

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6 Comments

Filed under Apparently I have no shame, Boys will be boys, She's having a baby, Why does no one get my jokes?, With tongue placed firmly in wall of mouth

6 responses to “How to lose the baby weight, quickly and easily, every time

  1. Alyssa

    Holy Cow! That is some serious chub!! So adorable though. 🙂

  2. Rachel

    Yeah. I suspect he’ll be able to beat up all of his brothers in about a year.

    With one hand tied behind his back.

    He’s already started doing push-ups to prepare. 🙂

  3. Rebekah

    Wow! He’s about half the size of my youngest whose almost three! How old is Ethan?

  4. Sounds like Cameron. He’s 6 months and is borderline 20#!!!! At his 4 month ckup, he was bigger than Tyler was at his 6 month and Bria at her 8 month. 🙂

  5. Rachel

    Yeah, Felicity is around 27-28 lbs too. I think he’ll slow down here pretty soon. All the boys seemed to gain fast but then it slowed when they started moving around more.
    I’m just glad my milk is so awesome. That is not something to take for granted.

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