I was sitting in the car at a red light when the radio announcer started talking about the weather. I wasn’t paying close attention until I heard,
So get out your coats…
….Might be freezing.…
Really? Are we going to have another “cold” front?
…Low of 48 tonight and might be freezing in the Hill Country.
Oh, I get it!
You can’t see air quotes on the radio.
It’s going to be “long” “cold” “winter”!
I need to find my “coat”.