When boys do housework

When boys sort the laundry:

Believe it or not, the laundry actually got done that day. Eventually.

When boys put the dishes away:

I tell people that having three boys at these ages is like herding puppies. They wrestle all the time. For fun. Even with kids they’ve just met.

And I listen to a lot of bad jokes.

-The octopus said “what a lovely day”.

The man said “it’s not a lovely day”.

Why did the man say that? Because it was raining. Get it?

-Felicity asked for a hot dog. Calvin said, “why don’t you ask the dog.”

-Why does the lady keep exploding? Because she keeps drinking TNT.

-What did the light say to the other light? I’m lighter than you.

-The thief says to the mummy, “I’ll shoot your brains out.” Mummy: “Haha. I don’t have any brains.”

-Why did the old women keep shooting to the sky? Because she kept eating firecrackers.

And there’s always more where that came from.



Filed under Boys will be boys, These are the things I want to remember, This is going to be really funny one day

2 responses to “When boys do housework

  1. Jay

    With 3 girls first the loving feuding looks a bit different in our household. I’m somewhat surprised in the dearth of comments, but maybe everyone is just busy herding their own puppies (or cats).

    • Rachel

      Hey, long time no hear.

      Yeah, I suspect girls would look more like cats. That scream. At least that’s how I remember it. 🙂

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